When my parents type "www." into the url.
I’m like: and they’re just like:
orangeiguanas asked: mehhh its okay ill be 23 in a few months lol...i guess compared to everyone on tumblr we're old as fuck because theyre all 16 but its all good. well have a thweet dayyy ill be seeing you guys at funspringerrrr
orangeiguanas asked: ahahaha how old are you turningg?? 23 or 24??
orangeiguanas asked: wooooo happpy fucking birthdayyyy!! sorry i just fucking love birthdays. ahahahah
orangeiguanas asked: ok how the fuck did you get out of that trapped room because my brain hurts and im super frustrated ahahaha
To my followers that never talk to me:
Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house >...
dixiecupaquarium: fezsbowtiesandconverse: too-fucked-up-to-care: I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK let me reblog this again WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THE BLUE KEY!? SERIOUSLY I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR HOURS I’VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE YESTERDAY, I’M SO FUCKING STUPID. I CAN’T FUCK I can’t do...
A Criminal Risk at The Knitting Factory
Okay so yesterday was the “post memorial day bash” at The Knitting Factory in Williamsburg Brooklyn. First off, amazing venue, I’m mean come on, we had our own fucking dressing room, but the trip there was a FUCKING DISASTER. I just wanna get this out of the way real quick before I finish this probably long and boring story………..you...