Easter Bunny??............WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck were we ever thinking, believing in the fucking Easter bunny? A 6-foot tall rabbit who can fucking magically appear in your house and leave you a basket full of this weird fucking fake grass shit, like 500 little shitty chocolate eggs and like 1 fucking cadberry egg, the only good Easter candy in the world, that cheap fuck. I had a bunny rabbit once, it fucking sucked, it...
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...– Frank Sinatra
As I Get Older The Concept of Santa Pisses Me Off
You know when your a kid, and when the day after thanksgiving comes around your mom or dad takes you to the mall to sit on a fat bearded stranger’s lap? Then you ask him for shit and get your picture taken……….and it was the highlight of your fucking year?? what the fuck was that all about? I mean I guess we chose to look over the fact that some homeless fuck who parked...
You know, there’s a million fine-looking women in the world, dude. But...– Silent Bob
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This Goes Out To All The Racists, Liars,...
Rudolph Fucking Sucks
When you really think about it, rudolph the red nosed reindeer is the worst fucking Christmas story with the worst fucking message you could ever give a little kid. Think about it, nobody liked Rudolph at first cause he was a little “different” he had a red fucking nose! Who the fuck cares!? But still all the other reindeers always gave him shit and didn’t let him play any...