December 2010
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Easter Bunny??............WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck were we ever thinking, believing in the fucking Easter bunny? A 6-foot tall rabbit who can fucking magically appear in your house and leave you a basket full of this weird fucking fake grass shit, like 500 little shitty chocolate eggs and like 1 fucking cadberry egg, the only good Easter candy in the world, that cheap fuck.
I had a bunny rabbit once, it fucking sucked, it...
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra
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As I Get Older The Concept of Santa Pisses Me Off
You know when your a kid, and when the day after thanksgiving comes around your mom or dad takes you to the mall to sit on a fat bearded stranger’s lap? Then you ask him for shit and get your picture taken……….and it was the highlight of your fucking year?? what the fuck was that all about?
I mean I guess we chose to look over the fact that some homeless fuck who parked...
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“You know, there’s a million fine-looking women in the world, dude. But...”
– Silent Bob
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superegobypass asked: your band is pretty awesome, how can you live with yourself knowing you're not achieving your life goal of being bad at music?
Anonymous asked: your hot ;)
Anonymous asked: your band sucks......is that a tough thing to live with?
Anonymous asked: Yo how do I get tickets or some information bout your bands show in Vineland?
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This Goes Out To All The Racists, Liars,...
fuck you
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Rudolph Fucking Sucks
When you really think about it, rudolph the red nosed reindeer is the worst fucking Christmas story with the worst fucking message you could ever give a little kid.
Think about it, nobody liked Rudolph at first cause he was a little “different” he had a red fucking nose! Who the fuck cares!? But still all the other reindeers always gave him shit and didn’t let him play any...
